Wingin’ It

Ah life. It always works itself out. I read my horoscope today, and it actually came true. Have you ever done that? It might sound ridiculous, even “gay”, for a heterosexual male to believe that horoscopes can come true. Shit, I know it’s not a science, but coincidence or not, today’s horoscope was acurate as hell. Well, here it is:

All your ducks are falling into line now, dear Scorpio, so make the best out of this day. People and situations are finally coming around to a point that makes sense to you. Act now, while the energy is in your favor. People will recognize and appreciate you for the incredible passion, devotion and sensitivity you possess. Be careful not to overindulge in food or drink, and beware that you might be apt to spend a little more money today than you might have budgeted for. Don’t let this hold you back. Let the good times roll.

Let me clarify slightly. This wasn’t 100% correct, as I didn’t spend any money today (at least not yet), but I am always up for letting the good times roll. The other funny aspect is that although everything else has come true, it didn’t necessarily happen today. This is more like the “horoscope for my weekend”, as this whole weekend was like what was described. Anyway, I went to Soboba this morning, and also sent out my unemployment claim form, so I should have some money by the end of the week, and I should also be employed soon. That’s all up to whichever jerk off interviews me, but it shouldn’t be to hard to get him eating out of the palm of my hand. See, there you have it. Confidence can get you anywhere. About the only other thing I did today was watch the newest Harry Potter, which I got to finish finally. I rented it when it first came out, but never got to finish watching it because, well shit I don’t remember why. It was pretty good. There were definitely more twists and turns in this edition, as the other two were relatively boring. But I’ve always been a fan of the fantasy genre, so it was worth a shot.

I found out the other day that I’m getting some new software, and I’m pretty excited about it. My Dad called me and told me that my ex-stepmom (his ex of a few years) and him have been communicating again decided to hook me up with some good shit. First up is MSOffice, which although sounds like boring shit, is still a noteworthy addition to any software library. To top that off, I’m getting the Adobe Creative Suite Platinum Package, which consists of a whole load of software, all of which should prove pretty useful. I’m excited to get my hands on Photoshop and Illustrator, as I’ve heard tons of good things about them, and maybe I can utilize them to add some “pizazz” to the site. I’d like to start working on a comic or something like that, as I’ve had plenty of good ideas in the past, but nothing good enough to implement them. I think it was Greg who used Illustrator to make his comic. I don’t know, but we’ll see what I can cook up.

Something really awesome happened last night, and probably shouldn’t even be talking about it, but I can’t resist. I guess I can just hold back the big details. Actually, I should probably start the story on Saturday night, as that’s when the instigation began. See, me and some friends were hanging out, and let’s just say that we were all fucked up. Let’s also say that some of the girls we know (girlfriends and whatnot) aren’t opposed to “Lesbian action”. Let’s also say that I am not opposed to said action, and actually prefer to instigate it to the point of being obnoxious. Long story short, on Saturday nothing happened despite my actions. I got two girls in my bed, but they chickened out. So last night, despite the fact the the parties involved were completely sober, two chicks made out, for a long period of time, in front of me and a friend. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, but shit, it was hot. Me and said friend are plotting on getting it to happen again, and hopefully it goes farther. One of the girls already said she would have taken it a lot farther, but she didn’t get her way obviously. So the plan for this weekend is to find all of the girls we know that have that “tendency”, and make the biggest batch of “lesbian soup” ever thought of. I’m talking bigger than “Where the Boys Aren’t” here. It’s going to be awesome. But that’s enough talk out of me.